On this whole nuptial vein of thought, I got to thinking about bridesmaids. Specifically, the dresses the bride picks out for them. Seriously, what the fuck? How can anyone possibly think a sugar pink tulle skirt and a polyester taffeta peasant blouse look good? It's just baffling how little taste so many people can have. Is it a conspiracy? Do brides just want everyone to snicker and chortle at the ugly bridesmaids so that they will be the most beautiful? As if they don't get enough embarrassment! Honestly.